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|1- More footy songs
dun by Mammoth/Syndicate
This article was inspired by Ice/Strobe after his article on footy
songs.
All these are actually sung at Ipswich matches, 90% of them started by me.
$ff0[I'm going to be living in Ipswich soon! 8) Kei]
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1 - Wembley way
While I was walking down to Wembley way one day
I saw a Norwich fan and he asked me the way
So I kicked him in the bollocks and punched him in the head
Now that Norwich fan, is dead.
The judge said to me "son dry your tears"
"Ishould lock you up for about five years"
"But he was a Norwich fan so you`re going free"
"Cos we are the ITFC"
2 - Crooks lament
Fuck off Ian Crook
Oh what can it mean to a sad judas bastard
with a shit Football team
(Ian Crook signed for Ipswich then pissed off back to Norwich when Mike
Walker went back as manager three days later)
3 - stand up
Stand up, if you hate the scum
(thats it, bloody effective tho cos every bugger stands up)
4 - Jack the Ripper
My brothers in Borstal my sisters got pox
Me mums a whore down Felixstowe Docks
My cousins a rapist if you think thats bad
Jack the Rippers my dad
5 - Grand old team
Its a grand old team to play for, its such a sight to see
And if you know your history
Its enough to make your heart go oh, oh, oh, oh
we dont care if we win lose or draw
what the fuck do we care?
Cos we know theres gonna be a show and
Ipswich Town will be there (we`ll be there)
(Quite a favourite with the older fans that, apparently is was the North
Stand anthem in the seventies)
6 - Little boy
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother "What will I be?"
"Will I be Arsenal, will I be Spurs?"
Heres what she said to me
"Wash your mouth out son, go get your fathers gun"
"And shoot the Norwich scum"
"You`re Ipswich Town"
(Apparently thats a Millwall song!)
7 - Ode to Adam Tanner
Flying high, up in the sky
We`ll keep the Tanner flying high
from Cannabis to Ecstasy
We`ll keep the Tanner flying high
(He got done for taking cocaine, so the North sang a song about him!)
8 - Bryan Gunn
Bryan Gunn, Bryan Gunn
Bryan Bryan Gunn
When he gets the ball he scores a goal
Bryan Bryan Gunn
(Best sang after he let a backpass in during a local derby with five
minutes left. Imagine 4,500 people in the North Stand singing that
song, pure magic!)
This was written on 22/2/97, Ipswich 2-1 Oxford and I`m happy!
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